Article: What should Park Yoochun be doing right now?
Source: Biz Enter via Nate
1. [+1,149, -44] He can start a duo with Kangin
2. [+1,078, -43] Retiring
3. [+70, -1] For having asthma, he still smokes and has the stamina to have sex in the bathroom... clearly we can send him back into active duty.
4. [+63, -3] Since he did it with a prostitute, doesn't that drop his level to the same tier as a prostitute? ㅋㅋㅋ Just retire and join that industry ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
5. [+57, -4] He needs to get an STD test is what he needs to do
6. [+56, -2] From what I've seen about JYJ fans for the past few years is that they're very loyal... but quite a large portion of them have turned on him. They always used to shield him no matter what scandals happened but he betrayed them like this... He's not a handsome face, he's not super good at acting, he's not a good singer.. his fans honestly gave him a piggy back ride to superstardom with their support and he betrays them like this? For JYJ fans to protect the remaining Junsu and Jaejoong, they have no choice but to throw Yoochun out. Basically, with his fans gone too, there's nothing left but downfall for him now...
7. [+49, -6] Re-enlist in the army
8. [+47, -2] AOA as a group failed hard because they didn't know a historical figure's name so for Park Yoochun to get into a scandal involving not only his army service but prostitution, it's over for him. Not like JYJ is often seen anywhere anyway, he should just lay low and wait for discharge so he can continue living off of his dumb fans while the rest of us forget his existence.
9. [+42, -3] I've realized just how true the saying is that you can never judge a person by how they look. He has such a clean, caring image but he's actually a public service soldier who goes to room salons and sleeps with girls there... The worst. Can't believe this is the human he actually is... hul...
10. [+38, -1] Probably went to another room salon to celebrate his settlement
11. [+30, -7] I'm embarrassed of the time I spent liking him
12. [+24, -0] What do you mean what's left for him to do, he has to re-enlist
Article: Park Yoochun rushes off of his service for the day
Source: Ilgan Sports via Nate
1. [+1,199, -26] Looks like one of those pictures of the police escorting criminals
2. [+1,181, -23] He can get off his service forever
3. [+962, -27] ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
4. [+108, -4] Manager: Move over folks, Park Yoochun's late for his room salon appointment
5. [+100, -3] Can't believe he's that stingy with his money ㅋㅋㅋㅋ He's a Hallyu star level celebrity, not like paying her would've made a big dent in his wallet but he risked his entire image just to be stingy ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ the fact that he went to a room salon is shocking enough but the fact that he did it in the bathroom + for free ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ not only is he dirty but he's pathetically stingy too ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I don't even think fans can think of a way to shield that ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
6. [+87, -4] Probably the worst sex scandal I've seen of any celebrity... at least Lee Soo or Park Shi Hoo did it in their own homes and Lee Soo even paid for the girl fair and square but this ba$tard did it in the bathroom and didn't even pay her... dirty;;;
7. [+85, -2] You guys do realize that he had to have gone at least 100 times to even get caught once like this, right? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
8. [+71, -0] He's now the famous pump and run ㅋㅋ
9. [+66, -0] All he had to do was ask her how much it was for her time ㅜㅜ you have to pay for everything nowadays, nothing's free
10. [+51, -3] I bet his fans will defend him like "Our oppa can't even get hard!!!"
11. [+48, -3] He's probably choking in regret... image turned to crap just overnight... blame it on the alcohol, I guess...
12. [+44, -1] I'm embarrassed for him;;; getting caught with a prostitute in a bathroom;;; totally makes him look so cheap