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Thursday, March 21, 2019

Seungri's lawyer claims his Katalks were 'typos'

Article: Seungri's lawyer claims "Seungri made a typo when he said 'girls who put out easy', he meant 'girls who play well'"

Source: 10asia via Nate

1. [+1,809, -9] ㅋㅋ The typo excuse would've made more sense if they claimed 'girls who sh*t well'... (TN: 'put out' and 'sh*t' are one character apart)

2. [+1,736, -5] This ba$tard ㅋㅋㅋ your jokes are going too far now ㅋㅋ really? a typo? Wow, your excuse is hilarious

3. [+1,514, -4] Sigh, you guys are just taking a big dump all over this

4. [+97, -0] Lawyer-nim... admit it, not only is this giving you the biggest headache but you're embarrassed too, right? What are you doing? I feel like I'd be so miserable if I had to defend something like this... ㅋㅋ

5. [+79, -1] Seungri's still coming up with childish excuses in a situation like this...

6. [+75, -0] ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ This guy's a gagman ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

7. [+66, -1] Do you believe in your own words??

8. [+57, -0] Ah I'm crying from laughing so hard ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

9. [+51, -0] Is this what you became a lawyer for? How do you sleep at night? ㅋ

10. [+45, -0] ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Is Seungri's lawyer a gagman?


Source: Naver + Naver

1. [+2,719, -18] Enough with you, f*ck

2. [+1,949, -20] Does he really think we're that stupid? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

3. [+1,172, -9] About as believable as telling us that Bill Gates has a part-time jbo

4. [+191, -3] About as believeble as Lee Gun Hee working at a convenience store

5. [+117, -1] It's actually so pathetic that this is what they racked their brains and came up with ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

6. [+92, -0] I don't even get how you can make a typo out of 'put out well' and 'play well' ㅋㅋㅋ At least try to come up with shields that make sense ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

7. [+93, -2] I really wish we'll get news of his jail sentence soon... my daughter's in 2nd grade and she keeps asking me with 'prostitution' is...

8. [+173, -0] Just say that your cat typed it for you

9. [+169, -0] Just say that you had an AI app answering for you

10. [+13, -0] What in the world... he's claiming everything was a misunderstanding and him just trying to act like a tryhard... who is this guy...


Article: National Tax Service adds the 'grim reapers of tax audits' for YG's offshore tax evasion investigation

Source: 10asia via Nate

1. [+1,266, -16] These are the people who audited all the big company CEOs for evasion or embezzlement. They're true grim reapers who won't even look in the direction of bribery.

2. [+887, -7] It's over for them

3. [+838, -11] Delist YG!

4. [+121, -0] These guys have crazy pride about their work. Not an ounce of bribery works on them. YG's pretty much headed for a delisting.

5. [+110, -0] Getting targeted by this team basically means that you're going to be charged for everything they find you for

6. [+101, -0] Even having one person from that team audit you would make anyone shake in fear but 100 of them ㅋㅋㅋㅋ YG really should start preparing for a delisting.

7. [+75, -3] To drop a few pieces of information about this audit team: they're pretty much like the Avengers of the National Tax Service, the top and most elite of the bunch. Every audit they've done has resulted in evasions being found because the team only moves in on cases that they're 100% sure of fishy activity. They're basically like the Marines, super strict with no chance of bribery getting in. Even a chaebol CEO couldn't find a way of contact with them.

8. [+70, -2] I know people are worried about YG destroying a lot of their documents but those pieces of papers are meaningless. These tax audits cover not only YG but all their clients and deals with other companies, all of which keep records on their own of the money transactions. There's just no way that they'll be able to find a way out of this.


FNC terminates their contract with Choi Jonghoon

Article: [Exclusive] FNC terminates contract with Choi Jonghoon "Cannot continue our trust with him"

Source: Star News via Nate

1. [+2,004, -5] And Lee Jonghyun?

2. [+1,871, -6] What about Lee Jonghyun...?

3. [+1,743, -9] Choi Jonghoon's easy to throw out because he has no presence but they're staying quiet about Lee Jonghyun ㅋㅋ

4. [+94, -0] Lee Jonghyun must have some amazing networks ㅋㅋ Choi Jonghoon was thrown out so easy when Lee Jonghyun is honestly a worse scandal than Choi Jonghoon. Why would they think that people still want to buy music from a guy who talks so ill of women when his main fanbase is women?

5. [+60, -0] Looking forward to an article about Lee Jonghyun being terminated as well

6. [+54, -1] I really do wonder what kind of connections Lee Jonghyun must have for news about him to be so quiet. He's not even being kicked out from his agency... Our country is so corrupted.

7. [+49, -0] Lee Jonghyun probably has a s*x video of Han Sung Ho

8. [+47, -3] This company would've been long gone if not for Yoo Jae Suk


Source: Naver

1. [+7,980, -19] And Lee Jonghyun?

2. [+2,622, -21] What about Lee Jonghyun?

3. [+1,646, -19] Shouldn't Lee Jonghyun be terminated too..........

4. [+1,139, -19] He'll probably go on to stream on Afreeca

5. [+692, -17] Lee Jonghyun???

6. [+326, -3] I don't get why FNC is willing to terminate Choi Jonghoon but not Lee Jonghyun

7. [+259, -2] FNC was throwing a fit saying they were going to take legal action but now that Choi Jonghoon is getting charged, they cut ties with him immediately ㅋㅋㅋㅋ FNC, you're no different from him

8. [+226, -5] Han Sung Ho-nim, can we terminate Lee Jonghyun's contract for you?? Since you won't do it as the CEO, we'll just do it.


Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Sulli asks about herself on an AI app

Article: "Pretty but nothing inside her brain" Sulli goes 'hul' after asking SimSimi her name

Source: Sports Kyunghyang via Nate

SimSimi is an artificial intelligence chat app. Sulli typed her name in, to which it replied, "Pretty... but nothing inside her brain. There's a limit to her intelligence charm."

1. [+534, -13] I want to try... The robot's as smart as the national science lab.

2. [+494, -15] She was fact attacked by SimSimi..

3. [+386, -11] The way this works is that people can program it to say certain things depending on the name or word, and that's what someone programmed it to say for Sulli's name

4. [+31, -2] The intelligence might not be artificial

5. [+19, -0] It told the truth

6. [+17, -2] It's okay, at least you're not a criminal. Nothing wrong with being a little dumb, there are tons of smart people who are psycho trash.

7. [+10, -0] The attack of the facts...

8. [+8, -1] That's a super smart robot

9. [+6, -0] Goose~~~~~~~bumps

10. [+3, -1] Attacked by an AI


Solar talks about showering in the dark because of her fear of cockroaches

Article: Mamamoo Solar, "Back when I used to live in an attic, I used to be scared of the cockroaches and showered with the lights off"

Source: TV Report via Nate

1. [+464, -3] But cockroaches hide when you turn the lights on

2. [+440, -4] But cockroaches come out when you turn the lights off...

3. [+311, -3] You're going to end up touching one at that rate...

4. [+37, -7] She really is dumb

5. [+36, -0] Ugh, cockroaches have a higher chance of even crawling on you if it's dark. Goooosebumps.

6. [+33, -6] So you can giggle over a song about murder but you're scared of cockroaches? ㅋ

7. [+31, -0] I'd rather leave the lights on and be able to avoid them... leaving the lights off just makes them stick to you

8. [+29, -0] I remember reading somewhere that if you already see one cockroach in your home, that means there are already hundreds of them hiding

9. [+27, -0] Cockroaches only come out in the dark

10. [+23, -1] Obviously Solar meant she left the lights off because she'd rather just not physically see them at all

11. [+17, -0] Ugh ㅜㅜ just thinking about cockroaches gives me goosebumps... they're so fast ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

12. [+11, -1] I used to be able to hear cockroaches crawling around whenever I had the lights off~ sasasak... and then they disappear once you turn the lights on.. ㅡㅡ


Luna attends Seoul Fashion Week

Article: f(x) Luna, provocative sexiness

Source: Newsen via Nate

1. [+724, -49] Please stop acting like you're sexy ㅠㅠ

2. [+696, -47] What is wrong with Luna lately? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

3. [+642, -56] She seems really into herself now that she's lost some weight and got carboxy shots on her legs.. like A Pink's Kim Namjoo

4. [+41, -8] No matter how sexy she wants to look... she's just.. too.. short

5. [+31, -0] I really thought she'd become a diva-type singer like BoA but all she's been doing is obsessing over her looks like Hyoyeon and becoming an attention wh*re like Sulli. What a waste of her talents.

6. [+31, -8] She's always so over the top

7. [+18, -1] She's talented and obviously takes care of herself... but her personality is just so hard to like ㅠㅠ

8. [+16, -3] Luna said with her own mouth on 'Radio Star' that she likes getting attention and that she's an attention wh*re. She craves attention like this no matter what it takes.

9. [+15, -1] She looks like a younger and prettier Jo Hye Ryun... there's something ajumma-feel about her

10. [+15, -0] I really hope she finds a style that works for her soon....

11. [+14, -1] It's weird how she was so quiet when she was younger and acting like this now that she's older and at an age where she should know that acting like this is embarrassing. She's like that family member you ignore because they're so embarrassing.

12. [+11, -2] It's so cringe when you see people who aren't sexy try so hard to look sexy;;