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Monday, January 21, 2013

[Pann] (Non-Entertainment) KakaoTalk meme


I know this isn't entertainment related but I thought it was really cute!

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K-netizens have a lot of these popular 'skill' type tricks for girls without a lot of aegyo to use on their boyfriends. This one's a new popular one that's been going around and it basically has the girlfriend take the role of a telemarketer sending a text about 100 kisses.

The ideal situation would be something like this (you can see their screencaps of the convo at the source):

Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Yes, I like video calls too!
Girlfriend: Thank you ^^ I was just going to inform you that you currently have 100 kisses that have not been claimed. If you do not claim them within the week, your girlfriend will be canceled. Thank you.
Boyfriend: Hul

But of course not everything turns out ideal so it makes for some hilarious situations for the boyfriends that don't exactly want to play along:

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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: ㅋㅋ I'm busy
Girlfriend: You need to be available even if you are busy.
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: Are you available for a KakaoTalk session?
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: Stop
Girlfriend: This isn't how you're supposed to do it
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: Stop
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: Stop!!!!
Boyfriend: Your message has been returned.
Girlfriend: This isn't what I wanted!!!!!!
Boyfriend: What ㅋㅋ
Girlfriend: You have 100 unclaimed kisses!!!!
Girlfriend: They're going to be canceled if you don't claim them!!!!
Boyfriend: ㅋㅋ
Girlfriend: Screw you
Girlfriend: Eat poop

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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Sorry, I use KT service...

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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: *read the text but never replied*

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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Yes, I'm available
Girlfriend: Thank you ^^ I was just going to inform you that you currently have 100 kisses that have not been claimed. If you do not claim them within the week, your girlfriend will be canceled. Thank you.
Boyfriend: Hul
Boyfriend: Oh no
Boyfriend: I'll claim them immediately

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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Yea
Girlfriend: Thank you ^^ I was just going to inform you that you currently have 100 kisses that have not been claimed. If you do not claim them within the week, your girlfriend will be canceled. Thank you.
Boyfriend: Please cancel

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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: Yea
Girlfriend: Thank you ^^ I was just going to inform you that you currently have 100 kisses that have not been claimed. If you do not claim them within the week, your girlfriend will be canceled. Thank you.
Boyfriend: Can I trade 100 kisses for 10 french kisses instead
Girlfriend: ...Oh my

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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: I paid my bills already leave me alone

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Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?
Boyfriend: I have reported you for spam

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Source: Nate Pann

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50 comments:

  1. LOL! "please cancel", the cruelty...too funny

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  2. AHAHAHAHA I COULD TOTALLY SEE THIS BEING INCORPORATED INTO REPLY 1997'S SCRIPT.

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  3. are you not translating news anymore? all i see are pann posts

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  4. kyaaaaaaaa what cruel boyfriends , poor girls xD

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  5. More news please. I don't want this to turn into akp with "who wore it better" articles and shit. haha

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  6. "can i trade 100 kisses for 10 french kisses instead"


    smart dude you are smart

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  7. this site is slowly turning into akp .............i don't want it to happen

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  8. The last one was the best!!!!

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  9. To be fair, there's really no news to update these days. January was a weird month for the blog with the onslaught of scandals and comebacks. Before that, the blog was updated maybe 2-3 posts a day.

    I stopped doing positive dumps because you can't really discuss anything over comments like "She's cute" or "He's so handsome", you know?


    I'm kind of glad the scandals have died down for a bit. We all need a breather.

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  10. ahahaXD thanks for posting this! it is really cute.

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  11. Boyfriend: Please cancel

    LOL

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  12. Nb is not making site in AKP but fans are making it all AKP. And once in a while, these types of post are good enough to consider. Scandal doesnt break out everyday. So it can be considered as fan service from NB to us when Kpop doesnt have any gossipe.

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  13. " I paid my bills already leave me alone"
    lol this is always how I feel when they call me to promote their new services

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  14. lol there are no similarities, don't compare ene ~ allkpop has crazy fans

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  15. Oh please, by "Hello" is it the show with Shin Dong Yup, Lee Young Ja and Cultwo? If that is the case, can you please update us about it, I have never come across what people think of this show.

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  16. I've been on winter break! ^^ I go back to school next week so it'll probably slow down.

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  17. it's really cute!

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  18. i love what you are posting.this is totally a breather from all those scandals.thumbs up!

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  19. Sure, I didn't know there was interest for it. Since it's not entertainment related, I might just pick out a few controversial ones over the past.

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  20. lol this. so daebak lol lol lol

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  21. LOLL this is soo cute. i love interactions between couples haha xD.

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  22. LOL These had me giggling!

    "Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?

    Boyfriend: I paid my bills already leave me alone"


    /dead/

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  23. Thanks a lot!! I watch this show and enjoy it but I know it's not as famous like some other ones among international "netizens". Really appreciate your work.

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  24. This is super cute! Hahaha

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  25. SHO CUTE OFMG
    I screamed

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  26. I love this constant update, Im so addicted to this blog like holy crap xD

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  27. Boyfriend: Please cancel
    Boyfriend: I paid my bills already leave me alone
    Boyfriend: I have reported you for spam



    These gave me a headache from laughing so hard x'D

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  28. Boyfriend: Can I trade 100 kisses for 10 french kisses instead

    Yep, this answer is definitely my style whahahaha,

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  29. I like post like these more that gossip. Funny, laughing stuff. It's like reading 9gag but a Korean version :) Please post more of these kind of thread :)

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  30. who wore it better is no fun at all, but post like this is fun.

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  31. the second one was funny.

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  32. I like this kind of post. Thank you NB! You've made my day ^^

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  33. then go to a different site

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  34. Hmm....well after you. :)

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  35. I actually think this article is interesting, and wouldn't mind seeing more. It's a pretty cute idea actually. And of course, the boyfriends' replies are hilarious.

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  36. Boyfriend: Hul
    Boyfriend: Oh no
    Boyfriend: I'll claim them immediately

    and

    Boyfriend: Can I trade 100 kisses for 10 french kisses instead
    Girlfriend: ...Oh my



    made me laugh real hard. xD

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  37. This is cute... Thanks NB. Do update with such news(?) again in the future. ^^


    This made me LoL...

    Boyfriend: Can I trade 100 kisses for 10 french kisses instead
    Girlfriend: ...Oh my

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  38. "Girlfriend: Hello, client~ This is SY Telecom consultant OOO. Are you available for a KakaoTalk session at the moment?Boyfriend: I paid my bills already leave me alone"


    LOL

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  39. LOL this would be so perfect >.<

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  40. Omg daebak this is really cute!

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  41. Please do! I watch them every week and some of the problems are very serious and interesting.

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  42. Girlfriend: Thank you ^^ I was just going to inform you that you currently have 100 kisses that have not been claimed. If you do not claim them within the week, your girlfriend will be canceled. Thank you.
    Boyfriend: Please cancel

    crying

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  43. This is adorable! I wish i had someone to try on..........but no. my sad life

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