[LOL] Journalism at its finest

Pann: A journalist who was too lazy to write an actual article

Article: [Living Point] When your food is bland
Source: Chosun Ilbo

"If you're cooking and your food is bland, it's good to sprinkle some salt." (that's literally the entire article)

1. [+90, -3] And if it's too salty, it's good to add some water.

2. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.

3. [+84, -6] If you get bitten by a poisonous snake, it's good to die.

4. [+15, -0] Did the journalist just find out that salt is salty.

5. [+12, -0] If you're singing, it's good to sing half air half sound.

6. [+8, -1] If you're going to take a shower, it's good to take off your clothes.