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Saturday, July 20, 2013

[LOL] Journalism at its finest


Pann: A journalist who was too lazy to write an actual article

Article: [Living Point] When your food is bland
Source: Chosun Ilbo

"If you're cooking and your food is bland, it's good to sprinkle some salt." (that's literally the entire article)

1. [+90, -3] And if it's too salty, it's good to add some water.

2. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.

3. [+84, -6] If you get bitten by a poisonous snake, it's good to die.

4. [+15, -0] Did the journalist just find out that salt is salty.

5. [+12, -0] If you're singing, it's good to sing half air half sound.

6. [+8, -1] If you're going to take a shower, it's good to take off your clothes.

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151 comments:

  1. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

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  2. the best article i have ever read

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  3. why why why why why why why

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  4. LMAO.........Hell naw.

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  5. journalism level: ASIAN!

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  6. if your going to write an article its good to write bullshit

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  7. Holy shit thats genius

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  8. I just had a really good laugh totally made my day

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  9. and if you don't have anything to writ you came up with this article :D

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  10. "5. [+12, -0] If you're singing, it's good to sing half air half sound."

    No, airy singing _/

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  11. I can smell soju from here.

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  12. I love the "copyrights" line.

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  13. 'If you're hungry, eat more food.'

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  14. 2. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.



    I couldn't help but laugh a little bit too much x]

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  15. Go home, you're drunk!

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  16. Thanks journalist, no wonder my food's been so bland. I didn't have salt in my condiments box.

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  17. "2. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor."



    If you are a knet don't let issues die easily

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  18. ahaha reminds me of the time a journalist wrote an article about cloud shapes

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  19. and if you are horny it's good to...oh wait

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  20. the best part is the copyright

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  21. I wonder if that person was listening to GDTOP High

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  22. If you see a funny comment, give it a thumbs up.

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  23. LMAO@ THE REPLIES

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  24. OMG THAT IS QUITE GENIUS!!!

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  25. you call this GENIUS?!!!!!!! omg

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  26. 2. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.
    5. [+12, -0] If you're singing, it's good to sing half air half sound.

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  27. K Journalism kills my braincells when I read it. It's best to stop here. Goodbye!

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  28. YES!! It's Hilarious making everyone laugh which is genius!! *dies of laughter*

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  29. Lmao, its so stupid its genius!!

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  30. http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com/2013/01/the-journalist-to-end-all-journalists.html

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  31. lmao thanks for this article xD

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  32. If you're not inspired, it's good to go back to bed, "journalist"

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  33. http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww314/ha_gay_lol/demihurr.gif

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  34. this made my day, lol

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  35. 2. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.



    SHAAAAAAADE. XD

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  36. 5. [+12, -0] If you're singing, it's good to sing half air half sound.
    The half _____ and half______ joke never fails to make me laugh i swear

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  37. Pfft nice media play bland food, we see right through your little scheme.

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  38. ongdongee0breakdownJuly 20, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    Journalists can troll too ;>

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  39. 5. [+12, -0] If you're singing, it's good to sing half air half sound.

    *jyp*

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  40. Let's be honest here, it's of a higher standard than some Allkpop articles...

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  41. Netizens never forget. NEVER. : D

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  42. are the journalist must have one article per day and to fit their lazy ass, this kind of article come out?

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  43. amaya aguero monzonJuly 20, 2013 at 5:52 PM

    5. [+12, -0] If you're singing, it's good to sing half air half sound.

    JYP....

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  44. Tis journalist must be freakin GENIUS!!!!!

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  45. ToBeHeardNotSeenJuly 20, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    slow news day in korea.




    ireally hope its a slow newsday.

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  46. It is just a precise up to the point well-written article, so are the comments!!!

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  47. OMG the comments are just hilarious hahhahahhah

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  48. LoL..hahaha
    I cant stop laughing in this very early morning.
    I you're stressed, it's good to read this kind of article.

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  49. Chandler's TurkeyJuly 20, 2013 at 6:06 PM

    Why is he wasting his time as a journalist? Why has no one discovered his superior intelligence and put it to use for humanity yet? So many questions...

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  50. I am seriously cracking up! Lmfaooo

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  51. I can't stop laughing LOL

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  52. Netizens are so creative.

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  53. WOW this just got me thinking....... I could be a journalist too!!!! :O hmmm

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  54. OfficialKARALoverJuly 20, 2013 at 6:36 PM

    4. [+15, -0] Did the journalist just find out that salt is salty.



    HAHAHAHAAH!!
    or
    Water is actually Wet?

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  55. If you're nugu actress and you want some attention make your dress drop twice on red carpet

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  56. 2. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.


    Really tho??? lol.

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  57. If you aspire to be a journalist, it's good to move to Korea

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  58. 2. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.


    -LOL! Icwudt!!!

    3. [+84, -6] If you get bitten by a poisonous snake, it's good to die.

    6. [+8, -1] If you're going to take a shower, it's good to take off your clothes.



    LOL!!! Gotta love them K-nets!

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  59. Shouldn't it be a knee?

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  60. omg I love these comments xD

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  61. Netizens are more creative than the journalist!

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  62. OTL


    Do they get paid to do this? :x

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  63. ongdongee0breakdownJuly 20, 2013 at 7:56 PM

    "If you're cooking and your food is bland, it's good to sprinkle some salt."

    but it's like metaphor of their profession "if it's too boring add some shit from yourself to make it exciting"

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  64. After a few minutes, I'm still loling at this

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  65. 2. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.
    LMFAO. The shade!

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  66. 6. [+8, -1] If you're going to take a shower, it's good to take off your clothes.

    Win.

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  67. I know who would've thought to add salt to bland food?

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  68. 4. [+15, -0] Did the journalist just find out that salt is salty.
    I want to know as well, Netizen #4.

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  69. I prefer to add hot sauce. Too much Salt is bad for you.

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  70. NB's title fits this perfectly XD

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  71. Netizens can be pricks, but they sure have a sense of humour XD

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  72. And if you want to make a song better, it's good to add a creepy whisper in the very beginning.

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  73. If you are sleeping, it is good to open your eyes.

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  74. Cualquier personaJuly 20, 2013 at 8:53 PM

    Korean netizens are maximum trollings xDD i laughed so hard

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  75. THIS MADE MY MORNING HAHAHAHAHAAH

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  76. Hi,is it possible for you to find an article about Hugh Jackman appearing on Star King....

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  77. johnny doesn't like this.

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  78. If you ate, it's good to shit.

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  79. I thought the trick was to add ramen seasoning.

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  80. the journalists in my coutry ab this guy could be best friends... xD they writestuff like that eveery singledayvof the year.. im kinda inmune to their dumbassery by now lol

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  81. mte! the magic ramyun seasoning that fix even the crappiest meal

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  82. more like.. Troll at its finest.

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  83. That 1 downvote is from Johnny

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  84. ikr, that's literally mind blowing

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  85. How about soya sauce instead?

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  86. This is what I see at Allkpop these day,

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  87. The netizens comebacks are just daebak.

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  88. Hahaha the journalist must be bored

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  89. my bias thinks if his ramyun is bland, it's good to add milk, msg and honey therefore my bias is more creative than this journalist :))))

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  90. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.

    This. Trolling at it's finest and it's so hilarious!

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  91. Dominique (도미나크)July 20, 2013 at 11:55 PM

    LMFAO! I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS!!!
    omg keep it coming. :)

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  92. Dominique (도미나크)July 20, 2013 at 11:56 PM

    I grew to love that whisper....:) at first it was annoying kk

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  93. The fuck.

    [Living Point] When you see stupidity
    Source: Drawings

    "If you're reading an article and you find out it's stupid, it's good to balk at the journalist"

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  94. Dominique (도미나크)July 20, 2013 at 11:56 PM

    haha some se7en shade....nothing new there :)

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  95. 5. [+12, -0] If you're singing, it's good to sing half air half sound.



    oh JYP...

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  96. Jenizz | pinkcrownJuly 21, 2013 at 12:18 AM

    ALL THE AWARDS TO THE COMMENTERS!!!! XD /dead
    Halfairhalfsoundgoodgodthxforremindingme xD

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  97. Netizens writing smarter articles than the journalist...

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  98. 내가 제일 잘나가July 21, 2013 at 12:28 AM

    LMAAOOOO

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  99. Netz r adding topping to journalists article title too!

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  100. i couldn't help but laugh at the comments..he could have written a whole set of articles with those comments..haha..that aside,aww,i had no clue salt was salty..how smart of him..!

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  101. Me, myself and IJuly 21, 2013 at 1:24 AM

    Omg I died. South Korea I love you!

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  102. netizens with a sense of humor!

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  103. I have seen the light

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  104. Is This Demi Lovato? The more you look the creepier it gets..lol

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  105. I am actually laughing so hard at the netizens comment. Omg.

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  106. I died laughing with the comments. haha

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  107. If anybody mentions that salt is salty without adding a credit.... We know who'll be suing.

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  108. And yet it's still not as bad as some entertainment articles out of Korea and abroad. You know, the kind that speak of which soup some idol prefers or how they can balance a pencil on their nose or whatnot. At least this one here is useful. Obvious, but useful. More useful than knowing about some idol's bowel movement (I swear, that was an actual allkpop piece).

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  109. I'm not the person behind this blog, but I can send NB an email asking about it if you'd like.

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  110. OMG knetz comments are funny XD

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  111. Metaphor!The essence of journalism is spicing up the truth.

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  112. http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/reviews/caps/vampires-kiss.jpg

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  113. EXOtic_SooYoungsterJuly 21, 2013 at 7:31 AM

    LMAO! I thought this is some daily journal of the journalist :D

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  114. ...if Shinhwa's Hyesung was a journalist:
    "If you're cooking and your food is bland, it's good to pour some sesame oil. Actually lots of it. Drown your food in it if you want to."

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  115. If you're breathing, it's good to inhale the oxygen and release carbon dioxide after that

    If you're going to swimming, it's good to have the water in the pool


    etc, etc, etc

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  116. At least it's factual!

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  117. Why don't they add pepper or chili too ?
    the flavor will be fantastic lol

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  118. Wow, thanks for the exclusive Inside scoop!

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  119. Just another netizenJuly 21, 2013 at 11:03 AM

    BAHAHAHAHA...love the comments XD

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  120. If your in the army but you dont want to be go on vacation for XX days

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  121. Reverse for me, it was interesting at first but now its just annoying

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  122. water is wet, sky is blue, salt is salty

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  123. whos the bored netizen that dug up something from 2005? lol.

    link for more living points:
    http://search.chosun.com/search/news.search?query=%EB%A6%AC%EB%B9%99+%ED%8F%AC%EC%9D%B8%ED%8A%B8

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  124. [+89, -4] If you're in the army and your shoulders hurt, it's good to visit a massage parlor.



    CACKLING

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  125. "Sky is blue."

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  126. If you're going to sleep, it's better to close your eyes.

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  127. At least its factual, which is more than can be said for most of the other news I articles I regularly read.

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  128. If you're going to apologize, don't make the mistake in the first place.

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  129. If you're a journalist who can't write, it's better not to be a journalist

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  130. 5. [+12, -0] If you're singing, it's good to sing half air half sound.
    JYP is so proud.

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