Ilbe shenanigans of the week

Article: "I suck on these when I miss female breasts" horrifying proof shots of Ilbe's bottle terror

Source: Kuki News via Nate

An Ilbe user who works at a factory that produces baby bottles posted up a proof shot saying he "sucks on them when he misses female breasts". Unfortunately for him, he left the company name in the picture and netizens were able to contact the company about it.

1. [+2,601, -120] If the company reponds to this in a lukewarm manner, they're going to be facing bankruptcy. They should take that employee to court immediately.

2. [+2,401, -137] All of Korea's business owners should know that if they employ an Ilbe user, they run the risk of something like this happening. This company was on the rise with good marketing tactics but now they're on the verge of closure because of one Ilbe bug. Upsetting...

3. [+1,975, -129] Don't be so harsh to Ilbe bugs. They are quite pathetic beings, actually... Korea should build a hospital specifically for them and keep them out of society while treating them.... or not, just block the site altogether.

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Article: 'Bottle terror' ilbe company responds, "We are apologetic and miserable about what happened"

Source: News 1 via Nate

1. [+2,924, -116] This is not something to end with an apology. You need to make sure that the Ilbe bug takes full responsibility for his actions so that your company's image is not ruined. Letting him off with a warning... who is going to use your products again? No one will allow their baby to use a product created by a criminal.

2. [+2,651, -87] And today, another Ilbe bug went home unemployed ㅋㅋㅋ I wonder how far Ilbe bugs will go to prove themselves to be idiots like this.

3. [+2,432, -89] As if uploading proof shots of his grandpa's suicide wasn't enough.. now this? I went into this Ilbe site for the first time in my life and it's just a collection of psycho idiots. I feel bad for this company...

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Article: MBC accidentally broadcasts Ilbe photoshopped picture of the late president Noh Moo Hyun 'controversy'

Source: Newsen via Nate

1. [+2,453, -212] So doesn't this mean there's a PD or a production staff who is an Ilbe user?;;;; How could you put a picture up like that without knowing? Absolutely disgusting

2. [+2,088, -180] MBC trash

3. [+1,704, -117] This is daebak -_-;;;

4. [+142, -67] I got goosebumps the minute I saw this. Whether it was photoshopped by Ilbe or not, the fact that they even thought to broadcast a photoshopped picture of the late president is thoughtless.

5. [+107, -62] Is it a coincidence that the name of the program is 'Good Day'ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Ya~ feel so good~~

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Article: MBC fires staff member responsible for 'Good Day' ilbe controversy

Source: Newsen via Nate

1. [+788, -51] I have a hard time believing it wasn't intentional and that no one on the editing team caught it. Don't joke with us.

2. [+746, -55] This is an example of just how bad of a site ilbe is... you lose your jobs over it. But of course, Ilbe users still think they're hot shots.

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Instiz: Women, please be careful (goosebump inducing)

Just screencaps of a text a woman exchanged with her boyfriend, allegedly an Ilbe user who tried to fish for proof shots of him having a girlfriend. She found out that he was subliminally admitting himself to be an Ilbe member when she read the first character of each line vertically.

Boyfriend: "Are you done working? I miss you so much, my body is in knots ㅎㅎ It'd be nice if I could see you everyday ㅠ This oppa will take care of you ^^♥" (Read vertically: il, be, hoo, rah)

Woman: "I finished working. My body is in knots over the thought of meeting you too, sweetie ^o^ You're mine so you can only be in knots for me, okay~ Or you're dead, got it? ㅎㅎㅎ" (Read vertically: il, be, screw, off)

Boyfriend: "Got it ㅎㅎ And it's cold tomorrow so make sure you dress warmly ㅡㅡ Wear padding, not a coat just to look good for me. And don't go around in just a sweater, got it? ㅎㅎㅎㅎ" (Read vertically: how, did, you, know?)

Boyfriend: "Yah, I'm dumping you before you dump me bye bye so don't contact me again"

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"Hul... goose bumps ㅠㅠㅠ I have to be careful too..."

"I'm just glad that he didn't try anything else on her like take compromising pictures..."

"That woman was really smart catching on to it ㅋㅋ I'm glad they broke up."

"The part when he asked if she knew gave me goose bumps..."

"And to think they get off on taking proof shots like this.. tsk."

"This could've been staged..."

"Funny how he dumps her first because he knows it's coming ㅋㅋㅋㅋ"

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